Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chavette and a chav in a phone box?
A. Fucking innit.

Q.What do you call a chav waiting in a bus shelter?
A. At a party.

Q. What do you call a 12 year old chav girl?
A. Pregnant.

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Q. Why did the chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.

Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. Will the defendant please stand.

Q. What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?

Q. What have chav ahv got in common with turtles?
A. When they're on their back they're fucked.

Q. How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.

Q. What do you do if you run a chav over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.

Q. What do you do if you shoot a chav?
A. Reload.

Q. Why did that chav go to prison?
A. He got caught stealing pens to apply for his dole cheques with